Saturday, June 24, 2006

買演唱會票果真是要年輕人才辦得到



John Mayer 年底要到這演唱。早上8點鐘開始售票, 我8點10分從床上跳起, 衝到電腦旁。 才晚10分, 最好的座位, 次好的座位都已經賣的差不多了。【您只有2分鐘的時間完成買票手續] 快啊!我想。心跳加快, 頭冒冷汗, 看著一步步要輸入的程序, 手指微微發抖。【您只有45秒完成這個步驟】 完了, 我們家的郵遞區號是什麼? 腦中一片空白。等到想到輸入時, 時間到! 票收回, 一切重新開始。

我和老公說, 我盡力了, 買到O排的。 老公搬開一個個手指數, A, B, C......M,N,O 抬頭看著我說【十四顆大頭在我們前面。】
我想了想 【希望他們都是侏儒】

Saturday, June 17, 2006

天旋地轉.....

腸胃炎會天旋地轉嗎?

切記, 在離海邊遠的地方, 就不要吃海鮮。

多次腸胃炎之感想.......

Monday, June 05, 2006

美國 Sales 真讓人受不了!

假日去藝廊逛逛, 才看到一只喜歡的花瓶, 才停在花瓶前不到10秒, 就聽到天外一聲 That is 650, I can give you a 150 discount. 我和老公大吃一驚轉過身來, 看到一個一口白牙, 皮笑肉不笑的銷售人員在我們身後, 距離近到我們不得不往後退一步。

來美半年多了, 是應該有點習慣美國這種剁剁逼人, 討人厭的賣產品方法。試衣服試一半, 門外一個人透過門喊, 我覺得妳很適合花色的那件裙子。我皺皺眉, 又不是我媽, 我適合哪件裙關你什麼事。 走進店裡, 聽到一連串中文, 日文問候語, 問 你從哪裡來的? (這算不算歧視, 如果我是ABC的話)。還有一次在店裡才看一點東西, 銷售人員就開始和我們聊天, 然後莫名其妙的, 我們開始了解這個Sales的歷史人生, 在哪生的, 在哪上大學, 以前做過什麼事, 結婚了沒,有幾個小孩..... 聽的我們頭昏腦脹。就連日常生活中, 這些Sales的職業病也會不由自主地發作。 上星期六早上我去社區健身房跑步, 碰到一個房地產經理人, 在短短的半小時中, 我知道他生長在德州, 搬來這13年, 老爸結過三次婚, 繼母是英國人, 前女友養一隻狗, 我跑步已經上氣不接下氣, 還要聽他的人生歷史, 連我刻意不接話, 他都可以繼續接講一些有的沒的, 真是讓我無奈到腦部缺氧。

解決方案, 我決定隨身帶上iPod。

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Sunday, May 21, 2006

維納思捕蠅草之悲慘結局

早上在客廳看電視時, 聽到陽台陣陣咕咕聲, 心想可愛的大自然動物又再次地來拜訪我們家,心裡一片溫馨, 眼中含著微笑地向陽台望去......

啊~~~~~~~~~~~~

可惡的死鳥居然在吃我們家的捕蠅草!!!!!

我急忙地趕走了臭鳥, 但是我們家的捕蠅草的數個頭都已被吃掉。
也許是鳥要吃草中的昆蟲, 又懶的自己找, 我們家捕蠅草就像是快餐店吧! 提供新鮮的生菜夾肉包 (捕蠅草抓的蟲後合攏起來的頭真的像肉包)。

哎呦~

Saturday, May 13, 2006

阿湯哥超級自戀狂

剛看完MI3, 老公很滿足, 我只有幾點想法
1. 湯拇先生超自戀, 個人特寫不斷
2. 湯拇先生大概覺得要有思想的人必須要用力想, 以致頭腦青筋暴露,我好想問他大了沒?
3. P.S.好膚慢先生一定覺得能踢湯拇先生兩腳,捶他幾拳就算在戲中死了也甘願。
4. MI III 就是加長 Alias 版。
5. Claire Dane 真是個妖精,Billy Crudup 碰到她後居然開始接演如此膚淺片。
6. Felicity 怎麼死狀難看成這樣。
7. Jonathan 是哪根筋不對, 從伍迪愛倫的男主角變成湯拇先生寫真集之配角。
8. 片尾以為湯先生想開了, 要在戲中死掉, 讓我小興奮了一下。
9. 教廷的廁所好豪華。

Sunday, May 07, 2006

吃甜點吃的有點誇張


每週末, 我們都會去一家法國點心店, 吃他們的Croissant Monsieur。 現揉的 croissant 夾 ham 和swiss cheese 然後澆上bechamel sauce, 放到烤箱烤到cheese 都化在麵包中和ham合為一體, bechamel sauce 也被烤到表面焦黃吱吱響時, 服務生就趕忙地端上桌來。我每次都覺得好吃到要掉下眼淚。 不過最幸福的是吃完這麼好吃的早午餐後還有30幾種甜點可以選擇作為早午餐完美結尾 。
認識我的人都知道, 我對甜點有個遙不可及的夢想, 就是再吃一次多年前在波昂吃過的那個好吃到我腦袋都變為一團蛋糕的raspberry charlotte 蛋糕。而見過我老公的人都知道他是個巧克力甜點狂, 可以從早起就吃巧克力蛋糕到晚上上床前再吃個巧克力糖。所以發現這家小店居然做出我心目中念念不忘的charlotte 蛋糕和合我老公脾胃的各式巧克力點心, 我們真是欣喜若狂!

這個小店的甜點是那種甜度到妳整個吃光光也不覺得膩, 味道質感好到吃到嘴裡就感覺的到它的細緻, 和水果的芬芳。上等巧克力做出來的Royal Chocolate 和新鮮橘子infused 的chocolate grand marnier 真是好吃到舌頭都要吞下去。還有它們的水果塔, 蘋果派的派皮真是酥脆但不鬆散....... 總而言之, 這個天賜的小店居然在這貧瘠的南部做出質感一流價錢三流的甜點真是讓我和我老公感動的淚涕直流。

所以每次去都連吃帶拿, 吃的時候就焦躁的怕點心給人吃光了, 沒辦法多買帶回家。

這個禮拜我們是創紀錄了。
吃午餐前就和相熟的服務生(在法國生的越南人超愛足球賽, 長得一點也不像越南人, 是個在美當交換學生在讀社會學的有氣質小男生)
說好留6個charlotte 4個royal chocolate 一個檸檬派 一個蘋果派, 兩個 Chocolate grand marnier
他一邊寫一邊竊笑 問都要帶走嗎? 哪一個要在這吃?
我和老公對看一眼說 對都帶走的 在這裡我們要吃tropical paradise(百香果和芒果蛋糕)和 Praline (hazelnut 和toffe蛋糕)

付帳時看到有點誇張的價錢, 我喃喃自語的說.... 我們好像買的過火了一點, 我老公看著我說, 等妳餓得時候妳就希望當時買更多個。

距離買甜點回到家還不到24小時, 我就已經吞了2個charlotte和半個royal chocolate 而且已經開始擔心甜點吃完時要如何熬到下禮拜才能再吃到了。

週末晚上, 老公還在實驗室

週六晚上, 老公還在實驗室幫細胞把屎把尿的。
晚餐也只能在實驗室吃泡麵。
我想去看電影的計畫也全盤落空。
想睡覺又不習慣旁邊沒人。
睡不著。
真是個漫漫長夜啊~

Sunday, April 16, 2006

To Be and To Have



一部很感人的紀錄片, 記述著法國南部只擁有一個教室的小學校, 3歲到11歲的小孩在同一個老師的教導下學習數數, 文法, 烹飪。導師 Lopez 是個輕聲輕語, 有耐心, 慢慢引導小孩的好老師。

電影中, 我們特別喜歡 JoJo, 一個愛引人注意, 無法專心的小孩。
這是為什麼呢?

Sunday, April 09, 2006

花錢的感覺真好~



拿到薪水的第一件事就是買了一盆昂貴的蘭花 (這就是在國外的不便 和台灣沒加入聯合國的好處 在台灣這種一盆才賣200元 比蝴蝶蘭便宜)
是屬於樹蘭 (一種氣生蘭)的一種。

Sunday, April 02, 2006

腸胃炎

上吐下瀉
頭暈目眩
發燒發冷
全身酸痛

好處是
有老公服侍
又瘦了1.5公斤

. . . . . . . . . . . .

Friday, March 31, 2006

維納思蒼蠅捉


Venus Fly Trap

維納思是招誰惹誰啦? 為什麼愛與美女神的名字和蒼蠅連在一起啊!

今天頭痛所以去植物園小散步了一會兒, 反正是會員一年入園不用錢, 所以想到就拼命去, 要值回會員價嘛~

逛逛逛逛了花園, 到了園內的店裡, 想買蘭花, 可是要40元, 所以精打細算下的結果是買了隔壁4元的蒼蠅捉。
觀賞兼除蟲又能滿足本人殘酷的天性 (蒼蠅是會怎麼地被植物吃掉啊!! 好興奮好想看喔!)

所以回來就把蒼蠅捉擺好最佳戰略位置, 哈哈哈, 蒼蠅們 Watch Out!!

Friday, March 24, 2006

海龍!


Weedy Sea Dragon


Leafy Sea Dragon

去號稱世界最大的水族館玩, 看到鮮豔美麗的熱帶魚, 像嬰兒一樣的 Beluga 鯨, 奇異又迷人的水母, 還有這種怪生物, 海龍!

有點想變成素食者, 嗯.. 至少我絕不吃海蜇皮了。

Friday, March 17, 2006

今年情人節的禮物





千呼萬喚始出來。

一直沒有放照片, 本想叫老公用 Leica 照, 可是老公都沒空, 所以我就青菜照照啦!

Thursday, March 16, 2006

外星......?




植物園裡的小毒蛙, 我覺得看起來有點像外星生物。

Monday, March 13, 2006

悶熱的三月天

才三月蟬就在孜孜叫
南部的夏天真是到的快
聽歐洲朋友說那裡整天下雨 溼搭搭 冷陰陰
真慶幸自己身在美國南部

今天出門已經是全套夏季打扮
太陽眼鏡 短袖衫 短裙 涼鞋
不敢想再過幾個月是否會熱到受不了

參加了植物園全年會員
植物園內的圖書館冷氣足 椅子舒服
看書累了還可以去雨林 沙漠 蘭花區走走
好耶~

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

李安效應狂想曲

(一)
老婆:[已經一年了你要不要試著投一些履歷表?]
老公:[就是妳這種不支持老公的女人我才會變這樣! 妳看看人家李安在家窩六年他老婆還是默默支持。 妳勒?]
老婆:[可是人家李安在家還不是有帶小孩, 煮飯, 做家事, 你每天在家就是抽煙發呆, 看電視, 家裡小孩通不管!]
老公:[妳懂什麼啊! 人家李安是搞電影的, 我是要做純藝術的, 做純藝術要有靈感, 妳叫我做那些事我的靈感就變濁了, 那還搞什麼藝術啊!]
老婆:[你只不過是有一次拿起你女兒的畫筆起來畫了隻狗, 這樣就成為藝術家囉?]
老公:[哎~ 不懂就不要問! 我就倒楣娶了妳這種老婆!] 轉身點煙看電視。
老婆默默私底下:[∥@#($*)*!#!!!]

(二)
男:[我告訴妳, 我是個有才華的人, 只是我那俗氣老闆不了解我。妳看看李安, 那麼有才華的人那時也找不到工作待在家裡, 但是現在還不是出頭了!是李安讓我醒悟, 我才把工作辭了。從現在起我要專心做我的創作。]
女友:[那你欠的卡債和你的生活費怎麼辦?]
男:[妳看奧斯卡看到李安得獎時和他老婆擁抱時不是感動的哭了, 我現在給妳個機會做我身後的女人, 以後我成名了, 我會感激妳一輩子。]
女友:[你要我養你?]
男:[哎~ 別說的這麼難聽, 是支持我!Support 啦!]
女:[可是我們交往才一個月!]
男:[妳要是瞎眼不識我的才華, 我也沒辦法, 以後妳不要後悔!]
女:[@#$(*@!#&&&↑*↑!!!!!] 轉身就走。

(三)
同一男:[我以前的女友就是沒有藝術氣質, 太物質, 太現實了。對了, 妳有沒有看奧斯卡轉播?]
小女生:[有。]
男:[那妳就知道了, 我就是那沒發光發亮前的李安, 有才華可是碰不到伯樂。]
小女生崇拜的看著刁根煙留長髮的男人。
男:[我只要有機會就一定會成名! 我相信我自己, 我希望妳也相信我!]
小女生小小聲 :【我相信。】
男:[那妳先幫我8,000元, 我發誓我一定會還妳的。]
小女生:[那我先給你一萬好了, 你晚一點還我沒關係, 我相信你一定會成功的!]
男:[妳錢包還有兩百也一起給我好了。]
小女生:[那是我要坐車用的...]
男:[走走路對身體好耶~ 妳最近吃太多有點胖了喔~]

以上三狂想曲獻給明明沒才華, 沒出息, 沒擔當, 只出一張嘴的男人們。
女生們, 精明點!

Monday, March 06, 2006

保守派贏了!

Crash 得奧斯卡獎。
種族問題和同性戀問題, 兩者取其輕。

大家不要錯愕, 要記住美國以前到現在都是保守國家。


下面的文章講出了我的心聲。轉貼自 LA Times。
http://theenvelope.latimes.com/awards/oscars/env-turan5mar05,0,5359042.story

Breaking no ground
Why 'Crash' won, why 'Brokeback' lost and how the academy chose to play it safe.

By Kenneth Turan, Times Staff Writer
March 5, 2006
Sometimes you win by losing, and nothing has proved what a powerful, taboo-breaking, necessary film "Brokeback Mountain" was more than its loss Sunday night to "Crash" in the Oscar best picture category.

Despite all the magazine covers it graced, despite all the red-state theaters it made good money in, despite (or maybe because of) all the jokes late-night talk show hosts made about it, you could not take the pulse of the industry without realizing that this film made a number of people distinctly uncomfortable.

More than any other of the nominated films, "Brokeback Mountain" was the one people told me they really didn't feel like seeing, didn't really get, didn't understand the fuss over. Did I really like it, they wanted to know. Yes, I really did.

In the privacy of the voting booth, as many political candidates who've led in polls only to lose elections have found out, people are free to act out the unspoken fears and unconscious prejudices that they would never breathe to another soul, or, likely, acknowledge to themselves. And at least this year, that acting out doomed "Brokeback Mountain."

For Hollywood, as a whole laundry list of people announced from the podium Sunday night and a lengthy montage of clips tried to emphasize, is a liberal place, a place that prides itself on its progressive agenda. If this were a year when voters had no other palatable options, they might have taken a deep breath and voted for "Brokeback." This year, however, "Crash" was poised to be the spoiler.

I do not for one minute question the sincerity and integrity of the people who made "Crash," and I do not question their commitment to wanting a more equal society. But I do question the film they've made. It may be true, as producer Cathy Schulman said in accepting the Oscar for best picture, that this was "one of the most breathtaking and stunning maverick years in American history," but "Crash" is not an example of that.

I don't care how much trouble "Crash" had getting financing or getting people on board, the reality of this film, the reason it won the best picture Oscar, is that it is, at its core, a standard Hollywood movie, as manipulative and unrealistic as the day is long. And something more.

For "Crash's" biggest asset is its ability to give people a carload of those standard Hollywood satisfactions but make them think they are seeing something groundbreaking and daring. It is, in some ways, a feel-good film about racism, a film you could see and feel like a better person, a film that could make you believe that you had done your moral duty and examined your soul when in fact you were just getting your buttons pushed and your preconceptions reconfirmed.

So for people who were discomfited by "Brokeback Mountain" but wanted to be able to look themselves in the mirror and feel like they were good, productive liberals, "Crash" provided the perfect safe harbor. They could vote for it in good conscience, vote for it and feel they had made a progressive move, vote for it and not feel that there was any stain on their liberal credentials for shunning what "Brokeback" had to offer. And that's exactly what they did.

"Brokeback," it is worth noting, was in some ways the tamest of the discomforting films available to Oscar voters in various categories. Steven Spielberg's "Munich"; the Palestinian Territories' "Paradise Now," one of the best foreign language nominees; and the documentary nominee "Darwin's Nightmare" offered scenarios that truly shook up people's normal ways of seeing the world. None of them won a thing.

Hollywood, of course, is under no obligation to be a progressive force in the world. It is in the business of entertainment, in the business of making the most dollars it can. Yes, on Oscar night, it likes to pat itself on the back for the good it does in the world, but as Sunday night's ceremony proved, it is easier to congratulate yourself for a job well done in the past than actually do that job in the present.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006